About Me

 

 

 

 

 

J’aime:
- Telling people my brother looks like a terrorist in his passport picture
- Stealing clothes from laundromats
- Skipping bail
- Being unfaithful
- Narrowing my horizons
- Being the teenage decoy offering up brownies and lemonade on Dateline
- Quitting jobs
- Making up references
- Eating pork
Je n’aime pas:
- Serial killers
- All the “Fo Shizzle” derivatives (which includes, but is not limited to, fo shizzle ma nizzle,
 dizzle, jizzle, etc.)
The following words/phrases:
- Wtfomgroflmao
- Chillaxing
- Uncomfy
- Fo Sho
- Kewl
- Yaar
- Celebs
- “I’m not into music, bathing or flossing.”
In case you need clarifications on any of the above:

5 Responses to “About Me”

  1. Thanks for taking up for all the double e’s Ameena’s stay you ma

  2. Ameena……I named my daughter Ameena who is now 7 months old. Ameena…..double e rules!!!! More power to you!

  3. you got a solid punch line for your blog…..its catchy and amusing…..made me go through several posts….

    good luck and best wishes…..

  4. Thanks, guys!

  5. well someone has already put my comments up there. I came across your name by searching the word Ameena, I named my 14 month old Ameena with double ee and sometime ppl ask me if it should be amina amenah or something like that, so I thought I would kill time on google and do some research. Not much to find but I think Ameena is the closest to how it sounds in arabic.. :)

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