About Me






– Telling people my brother looks like a terrorist in his passport picture
– Stealing clothes from laundromats
– Skipping bail
– Being unfaithful
– Narrowing my horizons
– Being the teenage decoy offering up brownies and lemonade on Dateline
– Quitting jobs
– Making up references
– Eating pork
Je n’aime pas:
– Serial killers
– All the “Fo Shizzle” derivatives (which includes, but is not limited to, fo shizzle ma nizzle,
 dizzle, jizzle, etc.)
The following words/phrases:
– Wtfomgroflmao
– Chillaxing
– Uncomfy
– Fo Sho
– Kewl
– Yaar
– Celebs
– “I’m not into music, bathing or flossing.”
In case you need clarifications on any of the above:

14 Responses to About Me

  1. Ameena says:

    Thanks for taking up for all the double e’s Ameena’s stay you ma

  2. Reena says:

    Ameena……I named my daughter Ameena who is now 7 months old. Ameena…..double e rules!!!! More power to you!

  3. HS says:

    you got a solid punch line for your blog…..its catchy and amusing…..made me go through several posts….

    good luck and best wishes…..

  4. trustmeyoudontknowme says:

    Thanks, guys!

  5. Atif Agha says:

    well someone has already put my comments up there. I came across your name by searching the word Ameena, I named my 14 month old Ameena with double ee and sometime ppl ask me if it should be amina amenah or something like that, so I thought I would kill time on google and do some research. Not much to find but I think Ameena is the closest to how it sounds in arabic.. 🙂

  6. Ameena says:

    Hey:) I found you’re site by searching the word ‘Ameena’ too. My name is allsow Ameena . and i absolutly agree with the fact that double-ee’s better.

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