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The Reason I Love New York…

is ‘cuz it’s got spunk. Advertisements

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Top 5 Reasons Why Valentine’s Day Doesn’t Totally Suck If You’re Single…

1. Candy Hearts. Sure, they taste like chalk but I’d be buying them in the truckloads if they started printing useful messages on them like these:   2. Cupid Is Creepy. Find solace in the fact that, at least for … Continue reading

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I Love Igloos…

Greetings and thank you to the 5 people who are still reading this blog!  About the longer post that I promised was coming…one thing you should realize right off the bat is that I’m kind’ve like that shitty friend you vouch … Continue reading

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MIA…

  I haven’t forgotten about this blog, but there’s been a lot going on since new years. Long story short, I found some cooler kids to play with and I didn’t really need you guys anymore. But I learned the hard way … Continue reading

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Dinner For One…

I’m cooking roasted duck tonight for the first time. With any luck, I won’t actually burn the house down. But it’s only me and my brother tonight and he just told me he may have a better dinner offer…  Do … Continue reading

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(Almost) New Year, New Traditions…

So, I’m a few years too late (it seems like everyone was starting a blog in 2004), but I’ve finally decided to start one of my own. I really hope this doesn’t turn out to be a huge waste of time…    — … Continue reading

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