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is ‘cuz it’s got spunk.
1. Candy Hearts. Sure, they taste like chalk but I’d be buying them in the truckloads if they started printing useful messages on them like these: 2. Cupid Is Creepy. Find solace in the fact that, at least for … Continue reading
Greetings and thank you to the 5 people who are still reading this blog! About the longer post that I promised was coming…one thing you should realize right off the bat is that I’m kind’ve like that shitty friend you vouch … Continue reading
I haven’t forgotten about this blog, but there’s been a lot going on since new years. Long story short, I found some cooler kids to play with and I didn’t really need you guys anymore. But I learned the hard way … Continue reading
I’m cooking roasted duck tonight for the first time. With any luck, I won’t actually burn the house down. But it’s only me and my brother tonight and he just told me he may have a better dinner offer… Do … Continue reading